Condomania

Do's and Don't of Office Romance!

We know that everyone spends a lot of time at the office for work.  And that means that romance can blossom!  Here are a few Do's and Don'ts for Office Romances!

Always read your Office Manual.  There may be rules against interoffice dating.  It might not be worth the risk to date a co-worker. If your office does allow interoffice dating definitely tell your boss before you tell your co-workers.  It is better for him/her to hear from you then the rumor mill around the office.  Remember to be professional about it when you tell them.  No need to get into details of the romance.

Never date a married co-worker!  You can have that crush on the co-worker but always think of the consequences of dating a married co-worker.  Definitely not worth the harm in the future.

Definitely use discretion!  Fawning and gushing all over them all day isn't very enticing.  Accidental brushes and secret looks over the copy machine or coffee pot are definitely better.  And you do not want to get caught doing the naughty in the coat closet.  Make sure you keep all sexual interactions in the bedroom and not the office.  You will need to be prepared for the backlash if you get caught.

Be careful of body language.  Body Language can be misread if you are not careful!  That would make for very awkward days and possible loss of job.

Do not have terse words at work about your relationship.  If you need to vent go out for a walk and call a friend that does not work with you.  Let your partner know that you can finish your discussion at home behind closed doors where it belongs.  And do not conduct the fight over emails either.

In fact do not email each other at work anyways.  Most companies monitor all emails and that would be just embarrassing for them to read some racy emails.  Maybe sending a few suggestive texts would be so much better then an accidental company wide email ;)  

Remember that you already had a life outside of work and the relationship with your partner.  You do not want to give up your you time that you have outside of work as well.  That can get to be a little much when you see each other at work and at home.  And while you are out don't sit and just talk about your romantic life.  You wouldn't normally talk about it all the time anyways.  We all have interests outside our relationships, make sure you take the time to nourish those as well.

As for social media, be careful about that.  We know, we know, you want to rush on there and make it official.  Please be careful doing that.  And if you are trying to fly under the radar keep the tagging to a minimum as well.  I would definitely make sure that you are in a committed relationship before you post it on social media that you are in one. 

And if you are in a job that you love with a company that you can see yourself with in 5+ years be very careful of the interoffice dating.  Your relationship could very well shape your career in ways that you might not want it to go in.

If you decide to break up make sure that you can bounce back and keep your reputation up as a hard worker.  Remember that you will have to see the other person quite a bit so make sure that you break up and try to leave the relationship on good terms.  While that isn't always possible you may have to take on more responsibility and project but you want to keep selling your accomplishments. 

Do not flirt at Company functions.  Things may be more relaxed but the things  you do off site will be remembered just as much as the on site ones and it could be detrimental to your future with the company.

 As always have a safe and wonderful day!

Miz SassyPants

 

 

Cock Rings!

Cock rings fit over the shaft and the testicles/scrotum when a man is not erect. Ball by ball, the testicles go through, then the penis shaft dives in head first through the remaining ring space. The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard. Lube can be added to make putting rings on and taking them off a little easier — something that works for finger and toe rings, too.

The flexibility of rubber and other elasticized cock rings allows a greater range of fit for more differently endowed men, but they are not one-size-fits-all. Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.

For safety and pleasure, a cock ring needs to increase the size of the erection only slightly. If you notice more pronounced swelling, then the fit is too tight. In that case, take the cock ring off immediately. It's also vital for men to take off their cock ring at the first sign of pain or if the genitals feel cold. In addition, it's dangerous to leave a ring on for too long, including wearing one to sleep when spontaneous erections are all the rage. An erection of several hours can cause blood coagulation in the penis, making it difficult to lose the erection. This is called priapism, a prolonged erection. Since new blood cannot enter the penis, this can be severely painful and cause permanent damage to the erectile tissue. If this happens to you, seek medical attention as soon as possible, and don't worry — the staff at the ER has seen this before.

 

 

 

What Are Cock Rings?

A cock ring is a ring that can be placed around a penis, usually at the base, primarily to slow the flow of blood from the erect penile tissue, thus maintaining an erection for a much longer period of time.

Cock rings can be worn around just the penis or both the penis and scrotum, or just the scrotum alone, though this is usually called a testicle cuff. Rings can be made of a variety of different materials, most commonly leather, rubber, or silicone, though nylon and metal are also used either as the main component or part of the closure.

If the cock ring is  warn around the cock it is for hardness and if it is warn around the testicals it's more for logevity.

  

Condom Use is not Freedom of Speech

Recently the Courts ruled that Condom use by the Porn industry is not a Freedom of Speech matter. The decision came from a panel of 3 judges of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.  For the First Amendment argument to apply, the court ruled, there would have to be a great likelihood that a film's audience would understand that intended message.
"Here, we agree with the district court that, whatever unique message plaintiffs might intend to convey by depicting condomless sex, it is unlikely that viewers of adult films will understand that message," said Judge Susan P. Graber, writing for the panel's majority.  
The porn industry complained in the lawsuit opposing the law that Measure B violated the First Amendment because it created "prior restraint" on their ability to "create expression".  
All of us here at Condomania want to hear your voice on this delicate matter!  

The Pleasures of Textured Condoms!

Textured Condoms.  Do They really work?

When you research online there is quite a few they say no.  And a bunch that say yes.  Now I have also read that they hurt.  I am a firm believer in lubrication.  I know from experience that any condom will hurt if there is not enough lubricant either created or used.  The ribs and studs on most condoms are on the shaft of the condom where it counts.  

Of all the studded and ribbed condoms that are out there I think the ONE Tantric is the most unique.  They have ribs that create a design around the shaft of the condom!  And ONE also has ONE 576 that is heavily studded.

Durex has Performax Intense, Intense, and Pleasuremax with studs galore.  Just like the Beyond Seven Studded.  

Trojan has LOTS of Ribs in the Ecstasy line and the Her Pleasure line of condoms.  They also now have Magnum Ribbed!  

LifeStyles has FunBumps, Everlast, SKYN Intense, Pleasure Ribbed to add to the Studded and Ribbed bandwagon.

ID Lubricants and Kimono also have a Studded condom!

Last but not least we have Rough Riders.  They are also heavily studded condoms.

Now I know that a lot of people will not try the studded or ribbed condoms due to word of mouth.  But you really should try them out before you pass judgement.  We have the perfect Sampler to try them out with out committing to a whole 12 pack of one type of condom!  The Textured Sampler pack will include these condoms.  You could also try out the Pleasure Condom Sampler.  This sampler has some textured condoms as well as the condoms with pleasure lubricants on them.

My favorite condom was the SKYN Intense.  Mainly because of a latex allergy ;).  However, if not for that allergy I would definitely use any one of our Textured Condoms.  The key as always is make sure there is enough lubricant on the condom so that you can enjoy this playful experience!

 

Have a pleasure filled night!

Miz SassyPants

 

Lubes, Lubes, and More Lubes Day 4!

Sometimes, we all need some new ideas to mix things up a bit, so here are 6 ways to use Lube, that you may not have thought about! 

1. Slip a few drops inside his condom before he slips it on. The added sensation will feel a-ma-zing for him!

2. Put on your hottest push-up bra and slather some warming lube between your boobies. Then, gently guide your man's penis in and out of your cleavage.

3. Lay a towel (or something beneath you for easy clean up) on your bed and lube up both of your bodies. You guys can revel in the sexy wetness as you slide up and down each other's bodies while you get busy.

4. Slather some cooling lube on your fingers (we really like Fleshlube Lubricants Ice) and use them to massage his nipples and have him do the same to you. Then, blow on the area for an added tingling sensation.

5. Put some flavored lube on his erection and lick it off like you would an ice cream cone. Then have him put some on your clitoris and have him lick it off.

6. Right before he's ready to enter you, slather a bit of lube on the tip of his penis. Then, have him push just the tip in and out of you. See how long you can do this before you are both begging for more!

 

Toys Toys Toys!!

So I was out searching information on Vibrators this afternoon.  I actually learned a lot of info!  

  • Did you know that the first Rabbit was invented in Japan?  It is illegal to create penis shaped toys!  They just decided to create a cuter design ;)
  • The first steam powered vibrator weighed about 40lbs and required 2 people to operate it.....And the second person is not the one on the receiving end. 
  • Women that use toys are far more likely to keep their Gyno appts then ladies that do not.
  • 83.8% of toys that are bought are used to Clitoral stimulation!
  • Did you know that it is STILL illegal in Alabama to sell Sex Toys?
  • Also, Alaska buys the most Sex Toys per Capita!
  • Ladies in a relationship are more likely to buy Sex Toys.  Come on Single Ladies!!  Let that Kitten fly!!  Great stress relief if you ask me!  
  • Most men do not feel as threatened by toys as we women think they are!  I am betting that given a chance they will jump all over adding toys to the bedroom playground!  

Here at Condomania.com we have a few favorite toys that we like to use!  We have a Rabbit that works wonders and stimulates in ALL the right places!  We also have the Suction Cup dildo that is perfect for the shower ;) and the Petite Treat the worlds smallest bullet!  This is perfect for Clitoral stimulation!  And can be used while you are doing the dirty!

We also have a few favorite toys for the guys!  We like the Juicy Mini not only for the price but for the almost unlimited stretch. When we first got them in we were very skeptical about it.  Now it is one of our favorite toys for the guys!  We also love the Dream Sleeve With the soft skin like material that warms quickly and the textured insides makes this very popular with the guys!

With the use of toys we are totally for the use of Lubricants.  Everything can be very uncomfortable if there is not enough lubrication.  We love warming, tingling and flavored lubes here at Condomania.  And we will never put up a flavored lube that we have not tasted first.  And yes we have tasted the Bacon Lube and it surprisingly tastes just like Bacon!  We love the Lube Samplers, and you will too!  You can email us and let us know if there is a specific lube that you want in your sampler.

As always have a wonderful night!

Signing off for now, 

MizSassyPants

 

Lubes, Lubes, and More Lubes Day 3!

Here are todays 5 ways to use lube: 

1. Getting busy in the shower is can be super hot, but it can wash away your natural lube. To keep things going, have a bottle of lube (Silicone Based Lubes work best for in the shower as they stay slippery in the water) handy in the shower. You can disguise it in a travel-sized shampoo bottle and leave it out all the time. That way it is all ready for you when you are ready!

2. Craving 69? Put a few drops of flavored lube on each other beforehand. It'll make it even hotter for you both.

3. Spread a warming lube like Sliquid Organics Sensations Lubricant on his boys. Then, give him oral while lightly massaging his balls. You will drive him wild!

4. Put a good amount of lube on your breasts and lay down behind your man, with his back to you. Slide your body up and down his back. The sensations will be super-hot for both of you, especially if you use a warming or cooling lubricant. As you rub against each other, the lube will either get warmer or cooler.

5. Buy a lube sampler pack (the Condomania Lubricant Sampler has both regular lube and flavored lube) and try out a new flavor every night of the week.

Lubes, Lubes, and More Lubes Day 2!

Here are 5 more great ways to have fun with lube that you may not have thought about before. 

1. Give your man one of your vibrators and a bottle of lube. Have him put some on the toy and tell him he has free rain, to use it on you. Give him bonus points if he uses his wet hands on your breasts afterward. 

2. Have your man lie face-down on the bed and put a good amount of lube on your hands. Massage up and down his groin area using a sawing motion with the side of your hands. This movement stimulates blood flow giving him a better erection.

3.  Put a little flavored lube on your lips and on him before you go down on him for an extra wet sensation. Try some Bacon Lube to turn your 'meat' into a great snack. ;)

4. When you head into the bedroom (or anywhere that tickles you pink), before things start to heat up, tell your man that you can only use your hands during foreplay. Put a few drops of warming or cooling lube on your hands and go at it.

5. Marathon sex sessions can dry you out, so reapplying lube, however often is needed for your body, during a long one is the key. Make a game of it by setting a timer. Once it goes off, you both have to stop and put lube all over each other again.

Now go out and enjoy your weekend! 

  

Our Best Stocking Stuffers!

If you are at a loss on what to buy your partner for their stocking why not try a few of these ideas!

The Suction Cock is our biggest selling toy right now.  Perfect for your partners stocking.  This toy is waterproof and the suction is great!  It is a very fun toy to play with! 6 3/4" insert-able length and just shy of 2" wide.  Feels like the real thing!

 

The Petite Treats wired bullet is the smallest bullet on the market.  This toy may be small but definitely packs a punch that you will appreciate! There is lots of power in this small toy.  It features various speeds that can be controlled from across the bed ;)

 

The Vibrating Bad Boy Buddy is our top selling Male toy.  The Bad Boy Buddies are always ready when he is!  How can you beat that?

 

And the Juicy Mini are also perfect for fitting in his stocking!  Nice and compact with LOTS of stretch in them.  Do not count them out by their small size.  Sometimes smaller is better ;)

 

And how can you forget to add a lube to the stockings?  Our Samplers are the perfect thing for stockings!  You have plenty of samplers to choose from.  Flavored or Non, Anal, Female, Mixed and our Condomania Lube Sampler!  If there is items that you would like to try out and create your own sampler, please, do not hesitate to send us an email and we will try our hardest to get you what you are looking for in your Sampler!

 

 

Signing off for tonight, 

Miz SassyPants

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