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Bacon Lube

$11.99

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Bacon Lube

$11.99
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Quick Facts




    • 1 Pork flavored nectar


      The world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant.





2 Just Keep It Sizzlin'


No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.




  • 3 Vegan


    It's vegan-safe, making this the perfect gift for the vegetarian in your life.



Details
Details

You've always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.

FACT - People are passionate about bacon. According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canadas market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon. Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life's greatest pleasures again. So you're welcome Canada, you're welcome - we've got your back.
 
J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat-flavored massage oils. We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it's available while supplies last.
 
This started out as an April Fool's joke and is now a REAL product thanks to the thousands of people that emailed, harassed and sent highly explicit explanations of what they would do with this (thanks for that).
Just Keep It Sizzlin' with baconlube. They'll be bacon for more.
P.S. It's vegan-safe, making this the perfect gift for the vegetarian in your life.
Additional Info
Additional Info
Flavor No
Quantity & Package Description No
Weight 0.4000
Lube Base Water
Lube Bottle No
Lube Thickness No
Lubricant Type No
Flavor Vegan Friendly (We're serious)
Condom Safe Yes
Toy Safe No
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