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How to Have Sex in the Movies

How to have sex in the movies isn’t about getting ready to act a scene in Titanic, I’m talking about having sex at a movie theatre. Continuing the trend of exploring sex in new arenas we decided to bring the adventure closer to home. Not quite as close to home as the kitchen, which we’ll explore in the future, but close enough that you probably won’t need to pull out a GPS to get there.

How to have Sex in the Movies

How to have Sexin the Movies is going to have similarities to trying to get initiated into theMile High Clubonly you won’t need to fasten your seatbelts and prepare for landing when you’re finished.

Your Game Plan


This one should be obvious! Unless you want to steal the spotlight don’t try this during opening weekend. Go for a movie that’s been out for a while or wasn’t all that anticipated to begin with. Avoid being seen by avoiding the crowd.


Don’t try to get the best seats at this showing. Go all the way to the back. It’s not like you’re going to be paying your full attention the movie anyway. Sitting all the way back wall will prevent any people from getting behind you while allowing you to make sure everyone’s fully engrossed in the movie.

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Otherwise you might be asked to silence more than just your phone.


You really want kids to find your Nemo? Stay away from the family movies and romantic comedies. Kids have short attention spans and are likely to look around while romantic comedies are filled with dramatic silences.

Go for an action packed movies with loud explosions and constant excitement to cover your own action.


It’s not always about having sex. Put another meaning to the phrase “reaching out for the popcorn.” If you want to share an intimate moment but are finding it too risky to go all the way, a hand job or performing oral sex is much easier to camouflage.

Just don’t forget to take a couple of napkins with you for when you finish with the popcorn.

A good read: Introducing Sex Toys in Your Relationship

So whether you choose to take your movie experience beyond 3D just remember to relax and enjoy the experience. After all it’s always nice to have a happy ending.

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